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May
31st

Thu

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May
28th

Mon

random-objects:

MEMORIAL DAY SALE!

For 1 day only… so don’t miss your chance.

Save some charred grilled meat and a beer for me too!

Do you follow me on Pinterest? Did you see the AMAZING boat bag from these guys that I pinned? I just impulse bought it using this code. It’s going to be my summer jam: bag edition.

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May
24th

Thu

jessethorn:

Bryan Safi gives you six reasons to be cool with gay marriage. Like: do you want Bryan Safi marrying your sister?

“You want to know what I did last night? I watched The Real Housewives of Everywhere.”

As much as I will miss all of my amazing friends, meeting Bryan Safi (and Erin Gibson, because DAMN I just found the most amazing “Aunt Jenny” hat today and I feel like she’s the only person who would REALLY GET IT, you guys) is one of the biggest things I’m going to be sad about missing by not going to MaxFunCon next weekend.

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May
22nd

Tue

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

The Great Gatsby.

Oh man.

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May
21st

Mon

So, that happened. I’ve had a cell phone continuously since 1994, and this is the very first one I’ve broken. And after this happened, I was dead set on keeping myself on the Evo until October (mostly because that conversation was a hilarious and illustrative example of my life right now). Of course, since that happened at about 01:00 Saturday, I was basically waiting at the phone store the second they opened 9 hours later, and walked out with an iPhone 4S.

You guys, I called Sprint this morning to make sure I could return it and still upgrade when the next iPhone comes out.

Of COURSE I have loved having an iPhone again. I’ve never made any secret about the fact that I don’t like Android so much. I wasn’t a fan of the hardware. And that hardware was generally falling apart.

BUT.

What a tiny screen! What a slow 3G connection! THIS is what I used my upgrade for?

I just ordered a new-to-me phone on eBay. As soon as that sucker arrives, the iPhone gets returned, my upgrade gets restored, and all will be right with the world again. Eventually.

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I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.

— Warsan Shire (via youngfolksociety)

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May
18th

Fri