October 2008
Who said October was a trainwreck?
OH, right, it was me.
In what will hopefully be the last ridiculous thing to happen this month, I locked my keys in my trunk while loading it at my apartment today. I sat waiting for AAA to come and reflected on the events of the last 31 days. Then went home after it took the guy all of five minutes to break into my car without breaking the car itself, had two glasses of wine, and started...
Less than 15.5 hours
Until this trainwreck of a month is officially over.
Faluting the hell out of my midafternoon slump →
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Teacup and saucer for work →
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I like Pittsburgh
It’s like Cincinnati, but meaner.
Hell of a hematoma →
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Left patella. No idea how it happened.
Best best man speech ever →
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Weekend Recap
The pirate bar was fun. Celebrity lookalike count stood at two: One fake Cynthia Rowley and one quite possibly real Michael Phelps. Dude was gigantic and disorienting. Why he’d slum it in Silver Spring I’ll never know. Well, no, I do know. Silver Spring OWNS Baltimore, in both quality of people and awesomeness in general. I got chided by a pirate fiddle player for not yelling enough...
Allergy Testing →
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Art →
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iPhone →
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Zero KB free
Love is like an onion, and you peel away layer after stinky layer until...
– Pete Hornberger, 30 Rock
MCD →
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