August 2008
You Guys.
Oh my GOD you guys.
I have no idea how to be 30.
help.
Momentous Occasion!
Today, I’m M. L. Carr years old.
Longing for the days when gals like me were labeled ‘Nervous’ and sent away to...
– Emily, who’s a favorite rider in my ersatz Twitter posse. (via merlin)
I have nothing to add.
Must I say this?
Ladies. If there’s a six-stall restroom in which one stall is occupied, under no circumstances should you choose a stall on either side of said occupied stall to do your business.
Sorry I Missed Your Party: Party Is a State of... →
If you’re not regularly checking out Sorry I Missed Your Party, you are so missing out.
It pains me to say this
Literally. I’m in pain here. I just found out the hard way that I’m allergic to peanuts. I’m also allergic to pseudoephedrine, so I just downed two “special” Benadryl (the kind you don’t have to show an ID and sign your name to buy), two fingers of gin (to “relax my throat”), and three sprays of Chloraseptic (because my relaxed throat feels like...
Midmorning Snack →
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Jackass_math connection? →
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I’m blowing up my own spot for buying Jackass Volumes 2 and 3, but now I’m dying to know what the connection between Jackass and the metric system is.
Manga Avatar →
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Documents detailing early spy network released →
Exciting Shit!
Us burns Angelina →
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Mr. Bento justification →
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Finally someone gets it right
Benjamin Ahr Harrison schools the world on true manliness.
Flank steak with chimichurri on a smudgy plate →
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Ho-lee shit. I wish hip hop was this exciting all the time.
Really, Apple? →
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Four of the same AIM update, and two of the same LifeCast update (which I installed this morning)?
Dear NutriSystem,
I don’t know if it’s the impending rent raise or the inherent frugality in my nature that’s talking, but advertising your services by saying it costs $10/day is not that effective. I could eat real food for half of that and still lose weight. Real stuff that I can prepare myself. I bet I could even work in a steak or two a week at $5/day. FILET.
Bitches.