August 2008
You Guys.
Oh my GOD you guys. I have no idea how to be 30. help.
Aug 31st
Momentous Occasion!
Today, I’m M. L. Carr years old.
Aug 30th
“Longing for the days when gals like me were labeled ‘Nervous’ and sent away to...”
– Emily, who’s a favorite rider in my ersatz Twitter posse. (via merlin) I have nothing to add.
Aug 29th
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Aug 27th
20 notes
Must I say this?
Ladies. If there’s a six-stall restroom in which one stall is occupied, under no circumstances should you choose a stall on either side of said occupied stall to do your business.
Aug 26th
Sorry I Missed Your Party: Party Is a State of... →
If you’re not regularly checking out Sorry I Missed Your Party, you are so missing out.
Aug 23rd
It pains me to say this
Literally. I’m in pain here. I just found out the hard way that I’m allergic to peanuts. I’m also allergic to pseudoephedrine, so I just downed two “special” Benadryl (the kind you don’t have to show an ID and sign your name to buy), two fingers of gin (to “relax my throat”), and three sprays of Chloraseptic (because my relaxed throat feels like...
Aug 18th
Midmorning Snack →
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Aug 17th
Jackass_math connection? →
Craxworth posted a photo: I’m blowing up my own spot for buying Jackass Volumes 2 and 3, but now I’m dying to know what the connection between Jackass and the metric system is.
Aug 17th
Manga Avatar →
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Aug 16th
Documents detailing early spy network released →
Exciting Shit!
Aug 14th
Us burns Angelina →
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Aug 13th
Mr. Bento justification →
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Aug 13th
Finally someone gets it right
Benjamin Ahr Harrison schools the world on true manliness.
Aug 13th
Flank steak with chimichurri on a smudgy plate →
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Aug 10th
WatchWatch
Ho-lee shit. I wish hip hop was this exciting all the time.
Aug 8th
Really, Apple? →
Craxworth posted a photo: Four of the same AIM update, and two of the same LifeCast update (which I installed this morning)?
Aug 5th
Dear NutriSystem,
I don’t know if it’s the impending rent raise or the inherent frugality in my nature that’s talking, but advertising your services by saying it costs $10/day is not that effective. I could eat real food for half of that and still lose weight. Real stuff that I can prepare myself. I bet I could even work in a steak or two a week at $5/day. FILET.  Bitches.
Aug 3rd