September 2008
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Patch Update
Today I started my second box of Nicoderm patches, so I thought it might be a good time to reflect on not smoking. I don’t think it sucks any more. Cigarettes stink. They make me poor. They discolor my manicure.
Now I’m not going to say I NEVER want one, cause sometimes I do. Friday night I took off the patch and smoked three. And Saturday I paid for it - black lung, coughing, and my...
Dear Sean,
I realize I may have come off as a bit drunkenly over-aggressive on Friday night. However, please know that a) I’ve been calling you “Bang Your Cock” in conversation with other people because of your habit of doing just that. On my hip. Before ever asking my name, or telling me yours. So I’m not that worried about what your personal definition of aggressive is. And b) a...
Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator →
Hello, I’m Stepper Choke Palin.
They all look the same to me
Tina Fey and Sarah Palin do NOT look alike.
This is just ANOTHER EXAMPLE of the BIAS out there against brown haired, bespectacled women.
I can cook a banquet
And as long as it doesn’t involve Saran Wrap or hard boiling eggs, it will be a rousing success every time. Guaranteed.
I hate karaoke.
There, I said it. Are you happy now? I hate it. A lot.
Nosmo King
Quick recap:
Patch dreams suck. The first night was hilarious because it was new. The second night, not so much.
Not smoking at work = infinitely easier than not smoking everywhere else.
Having $40 in the bank for the next week is not that big a deal any more.
I’d still rather have a damn cigarette.
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