December 2009
My Newest Project
A couple of months ago, I had an epiphany. At the bar. It came to life this morning. Set phasers to tipsy, guys - Your Parting Shot is OFFICIALLY a living, breathing thing. Shot recipes with varying frequency but no less than one a week so I know you’re somewhat prepared for your weekends. I care about you and your BAC.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Easily my favorite track of 2009, as many of you can and will attest to. doug: I’m required by law to re-blog this. Please don’t confuse this for a happy song. A note to hip hop in 2010: do you see how well this worked out? I want much more of this. Work with musicians and producers from outside your label. Explore new territory. Sure, we’ll all be dead in 2-80 years, but if we live forever...
Dec 28th
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The Decade Definer | vanityfair.com →
I have a sickness that revolves around year- and decade-end lists of things. Enjoy this one.
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TRUNK DRANK →
f-22: Drinking in the parking lot bumpin really loud music… How to make a TD Exclusive: 1 part Seagrams Gin, 1 part Sky Vodka, 1 part Bacardi Peach Red, 1 can of Hunid Racks (or substitute with any other energy drink if you cant find it) The F/22 Purposa aka The BAY AREA Mimosa : 2 parts cook’s champagne, 1 part grape drank or cisco, and a shot of remy or henn, in or on the side…inspired...
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“If you make something that matters, it will speak for itself. Don’t put that on...”
– Alex Payne (via merlin) Gonna cross stitch it.
Dec 19th
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whathappened: Raise your hand if you just fell in love with this sweet, sweet jam. WHY AREN’T YOUR HANDS UP YET??
Dec 17th
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Dear Future Boyfriends/Husbands,
I would be very impressed and touched if you took it upon yourself(ves) to schedule my Pap smear. Taking such an interest in my reproductive health would be adorable and make me love you even more (as if I could love you any more [any of you]). And if you choose Hanukkah or Christmas to do this for me, all the better. However. Just because you schedule the appointment around Hanukkah or...
Dec 17th
Dec 14th
Craxworthy: Chanel Rouge Allure Luminous Satin Lip...
Longest product name ever? Possibly. Best lipstick I’ve ever owned? Definitely. I decided last week that I was going to make an effort - a real COMMITMENT - to red lipstick. One Internet-based shopping “excursion” Saturday night led me to decide that Chanel would be it. One trip to Macy’s and two test shades later, I walked out with my prize. For the record, the shade I...
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
Two Top Managers To Be Replaced In Metro Shakeup →
Nothing is going to change at WMATA until John Catoe steps down (is ousted). This does nothing for me.
Dec 12th
Here's how cold it is today →
Craxworth posted a photo: All that ice formed due to the slow steady trickle of water flowing out of that pipe over the course of last night and this morning.
Dec 11th
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I can’t decide if the prospect of having Vinnie Jones essentially stalking me in order to make me run faster is titillating or frightening. Probably some of both.
Dec 10th
“23. “-istas” The “-ista” movement was born and propagated by a certain type of...”
– Heather Wagner waxes nostalgic about the ’00s at Vanity Fair.
Dec 10th
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Jenny and I are Awesome in Different Ways
Jenny: i just changed into my "go to the gym" outfit and came to a crushing realization.
Me: dare I ask?
Jenny: i look like a chunky ninja.
Me: Now, I would like to stress here that I am laughing at your turn of phrase and not you, as that seems like a crucial distinction in this case
Me: and with that said
Me: bwahahahahah
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Me: I'm generally in all black on my way to the gym also, but it's sweatpants and a hoodie so it's maybe a chunky ninja who gave up on life.
Dave rules. I should have copied more of that conversation. Freaking multiple computers.
Dec 3rd
Dave and I are Awesome in Different Ways
Me: i just changed into my "go to the gym" outfit and came to a crushing realization.
Dave: dare I ask?
Me: i look like a chunky ninja.
Dave: Now, I would like to stress here that I am laughing at your turn of phrase and not you, as that seems like a crucial distinction in this case
Dave: and with that said
Dave: bwahahahahah
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Craxworthy: White Beats
Holy shit you guys. Look what FedEx just brought me (somewhat shadily out of the back of a branded Budget Rental truck): I want to wear these and nothing else when I go on tour in PA next month. Maybe a hat. And a fanny pack, to keep my phone in.
Dec 2nd