April 2009
Apr 30th
“Why are people not doing other stuff?”
– Merlin Mann on his “not guru-like” comedic projects. I’ll be back tonight to comment on this more. Edit 4/29 10:06 PM I tried coming back to this after work last night, and the fact is that this statment holds a lot more weight for me when I’m at work doing the...
Apr 28th
Apparently no one told him →
Craxworth posted a photo: We work in a dying media!
Apr 28th
Windowless cube be damned →
Craxworth posted a photo: This will be a Lilliputian zinnia, you mark my words!
Apr 28th
Spring is over. →
Craxworth posted a photo:
Apr 27th
Hey Guess What!
More “Britain’s Got Talent” news on TV when I woke up. Today Show, you are dead to me.
Apr 27th
Hey All Right!
More Susan Boyle news RIGHT NOW!!
Apr 24th
Niiiiiight-mares, in the night!
Last night’s ‘mare: In a car chase (being chased). A woman is chasing me shooting a gun at my car. She’s missing a lot, but one shot goes through my rear windshield and shatters it, but I duck. That’s it.
Apr 23rd
EW, Today Show
Tuesday morning when I wake up: Talking about Susan Boyle Wednesday morning when I wake up: Talking about Susan Boyle Thursday morning when I wake up: Talking to Jerry Springer about…  ROD BLAGOJEVICH!
Apr 23rd
Cracked
yourmonkeycalled: Really? You “don’t care”? Your entire job appears to be ensuring that Jimmy refrains from cracking corn while upper management is away on business. Is this where you thought you’d be, 10 years ago in grad school, as you put the finishing touches on your master’s thesis? You took a quick job after you got your degree, thinking you’d save up enough to take the summer off and...
Apr 16th
35 notes
Is My Wine Racist?
Winery just outside of Gettysburg, PA. One literally has to drive through a Union cemetery to get there. The best wine I tasted all day: Rebel Red. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT. I didn’t even realize until I got home. It’s a GREAT wine. Slightly more effervescent than a vinho verde, more sweet than dry. But they couldn’t have called it Republican Red after Lincoln?
Apr 12th
Offensive Shirt at Savannah's →
Craxworth posted a photo: I don’t know what this character was up to in his polka dots, but by the end of the night he was shooting me looks I couldn’t decipher. The shirt/looks combo…
Apr 8th
Time for a new phone case →
Craxworth posted a photo:
Apr 7th
Awesome Things I Saw Yesterday
A man in black and white polka dot wellies with hot pink trim. Pants tucked into boots, of course. A man in an Infiniti pulling out of the Nut House Pizza parking lot with pizzas stacked two wide, seat-to-ceiling in his backseat and another stack, seat-to-ceiling, on the front seat. At 10:45 AM. A guy with pink Bermuda shorts and a white long-sleeved button down shirt getting off of the...
Apr 5th