August 2009
Plethora of beverages →
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5-Minute Boyfriends
The best relationship I’ve ever had lasted five minutes. I met him in a gas station convenience store. I had Combos and coffee (nothing but the healthiest of lunches for me), he had a baseball hat, Harry Connick, Jr.-esque drawl, and one hell of a sexy leaning-against-the-wall pose. “Coffee and Combos? That’s road food.” “I wish. This is lunch.” “Ah, you...
Ugliest Lychee I've Ever Eaten →
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Attn: Parents of School-Aged Children
I know. You’re cised to get your house back. Football/field hockey practice has begun. You have the house to yourself for 7 hours a day.
PLEASE enjoy it. Tune every TV in the house to Oxygen or the NFL Network. Get your work done in peace, and do it on the most comfortable part of the couch. Clean all the floors without risk of your offspring traipsing across them, and laugh to yourself...
Scaaaaaarrrrry Weather Coming! →
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Advice to myself (10 years ago)
Earlier today, my good friend Dave posted three bits of advice he would like to give the Dave of 10 years ago. When he asked me earlier this evening if I was going to do the same, I initially said no because I had no idea what I was even doing 10 years ago. But a minute later I realized that that was probably the biggest reason my 10 years ago self needed advice.
Now that it’s mostly come...
Chocolate... Mouse →
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WatchHannibal Buress kills on Jimmy Fallon.
Activision shamelessly announces 'Science Papa' →
Because God forbid Mama (in addition to being a chef and gardener) is a scientist.
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Really? 24 hours later you’re asking if I want my Facebook to be in French?
Facebook | Accueil →
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Mysteriously French Facebook
Facebook | Accueil →
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More mysteriously French Facebook
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I didn’t change it.
LOCAL NEWS ANCHOR UPDATE!
Because “Steve Villanueva” (sometimes “Steve Villanueva eyebrows”, too) is, in fact, a popular search term on this site, I wanted to let you all know that tonight was his last night at WRC. He is leaving TV and moving back to NY to be with his wife who is having a baby in December.
I, of course, learned this while WATCHING the news. I do not know Steve Villanueva. I...
I am not too proud to tell you this
Gold’s Gym Cardio Workout for Wii just kicked my ass a little.
Please don’t ask me to lift anything heavier than my laptop tomorrow.
I am now going to the grocery store while my lower abs and thighs will still support standing upright.
We'll Know When We Get There: Sincerely, John... →
Oh man, I think I’m going to swing by Target and buy some DVDs today to celebrate this good man’s life.
Everything Tracy Jordan Said Season 1 →
This is seriously everything that Tracy Jordan said during season 1 of 30 Rock. This is the kind of website that is after my own heart.
via Ana Marie Cox
Watch“That was my Internet, I just got an email from probly like, one of the guys from Entourage.”
SHIT you guys, I posted this and THEN looked at my dashboard and Doug TOTALLY BEAT ME TO IT because if I had done things in the reverse order I would have just reblogged Doug anyway.
Good morning! →
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