October 2009
Some days, this is the only thing that I need.
September 2009
Here's the pen →
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New Pen! →
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Here's why I hate meeting awesome new people
It always comes with two weeks or so of me finding all of the awesome things they do on Internet and then following EVERY SINGLE ONE, which leads me to think “Shit, they’re going to have ANOTHER email with my name in the subject line and now I look like a crazy because it’s the nth one in like ten days.”
Going on the events of the last ten days though, I’d much...
Spam subject line of the day
“*viagra soft*”
Oxymoron or new chewable formulation?
Unintentional Work Haiku
This microwave has
Watts like Reggie, is black and
full of strange noises.
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Monsters and one very good friend in Manhattan.
Hiding From The Helicopter →
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New Life Plan
I’m thinking about starting a street gang made up entirely of comedians and writers. Under cover of night (and rubber masks of George Burns’s face), we will quip the humorless to death then zing their corpses while H. Jon Benjamin stands over them shirtless and sheds tears (ostensibly because you died, but no one will really be sure) and Eugene Mirman reads slogans he’s made up...
gah →
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The sun will bleed on Monday.
