January 2011
Traditional NYE Costume Ring →
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Jan 1st
December 2010
If your question is “Jenny, have you already started the spray gel/hang your head upside down/scrunch/repeat process in an effort to have hair as big as possible for New Year’s Eve dinner and subsequent house parties while you caramelize onions and drink sugar free Red Bull and bubblegum flavored vodka?” The answer is a resounding “Yes.” Who did I lend my tiara to?...
Dec 31st
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Year end lists I'd be interested in reading
Top wrapping paper patterns (non-holiday and holiday) Excuses to have a party Rich people dinner party appetizers Not-rich people dinner party appetizers Most viewed Netflix Instant movies (ONLY movies, not TV episodes) Best selling socks Worst selling books Pizza toppings, and Ratio of key parties to car models manufactured after 2000
Dec 30th
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That moment when you're reading a book and you...
abbieinwonderland:
Dec 29th
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“I’m not going to get emotional tonight because I’m a stone cold...”
– Tina Fey
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Dec 26th
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Cleaning out my Delicious tags
The impending sale/closure of Delicious has inspired me to revisit some bookmarks. Here are some of the greatest hits: Jesse and Theresa’s Vows piece, which I had forgotten made mention of our pro-donk protest. This recipe for white flour cranberry bread and this recipe for whole wheat cranberry bread, which for some reason were tagged “cranberrybread” and...
Dec 24th
WatchWatch
Walker Lamond is a charming, classy man. Or so I have decided after watching his gift guide. (I’m not going to stop pimping his book until I get confirmation from every one of you that you have purchased it, or at least read it.)
Dec 23rd
WatchWatch
After being hipped to Pummelvision by Dave, I had to give it a shot. Some highlights in no particular order: 2 trips to Vegas (one for CES, one for shits and grins) One trip to Cincinnati, one trip to Indianapolis, one trip to New York, and MaxFunCon ‘09 A number of foodstuffs I created and ate A blizzard 2 apartments I’ve lived in My Space Pen’s travels through DC when...
Dec 22nd
Mrs. Lilien Styling House →
My property manager calls me Mrs. Lewis. It’s only because of Mrs. Lilien that I don’t correct him. She’s an inspiring Mrs. to be reckoned with.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
Someone's going to Bloomingdale's after work →
Craxworth posted a photo: Chanel, I love you but can’t bring myself to subscribe to foundation like it’s ReadyMade.
Dec 17th
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Dec 14th
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First, watch this video, about a serial rapist attacking women getting off of buses in Montgomery County (mostly in the Aspen Hill area). Now, take in this little nugget not in the video: When talking to another reporter from the same station, PIO Lieutenant Paul Starks of the MCPD suggests that if a woman gets a bad feeling (my words) from the bus stop where she’s about to exit the bus,...
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Dec 8th
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Find A Reason, Any Reason Day! →
girlsareprettyforever: Maybe it’s because you got messed up when you were a kid after your adoptive mom met your biological dad and fell in love with him and then your adoptive dad hooked up with your biological mom but they realized it was just a vengeance boff so it didn’t work out. Or perhaps someone locked you in a… If you need a push to DO IT, celebrate this day and get off your...
Dec 7th
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