March 2010
February 2010
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Pretty well crushed →
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I am so excited to see this van get crushed! →
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Thunder and Grave Digger →
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Thunder looks just like Pleepleus.
More conversation with Kitchen Lady
Hmm? Oh, thank you. Kenneth Cole. Goodness no, I got them at Filene’s Basement. Oh it’s from Kohl’s. I saw it on a mannequin and loved it but couldn’t find it on the floor, so I took it off the mannequin and thankfully it fit. Yeah, I’m not sure when we’re moving. I’d rather not move. I like this building a lot, it’s the nicest building I’ve...
Jenny is
When Sam and Doug did this, their results were much more interesting -
jenny is having a baby jenny is a very social woman jenny is 30 year old jenny is a jenny is famous jenny is paying for those credit card jenny is paying for those credit card charges jenny is stalked mercilessly jenny is queen of earth jenny is a bonehead jenny is the best jenny is a necro jenny is letting me post jenny is...
Mike: What's up?
Me: me and my pal dave are talking about creating a program that will make pictures of peen show up on people's computers when someone yells PHOTO REPLY at the imaginary tumblr conference we made up.
Mike: haha
Mike: wow
Mike: you have been busy
Nora Charles Walks Into a Bar
Nora: How many drinks have you had?
Nick: This will make six martinis.
Nora: (to the waiter) All right. Will you bring me five more Martinis, Leo? Line them right up here.
The Next Morning
Nora: What hit me?
Nick: The last martini.
New Haircut, New Shoes →
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I know, it’s not that different. ONLY IT IS.
Dinner →
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I tried to make my Saturday dinner as full of win as my Saturday afternoon was. In theory, biscuits for dinner is not that great. In practice, biscuits for dinner is GREAT. Especially when they’re homemade Cheddar Bay biscuits.
I don't know what I dreamt about last night
but it just took me 15 minutes to make my bed.
Louboutins and Fitzgeralds, probably.
Edit: It usually takes about five.
Craxworthy: Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda
I’ve been reading (and mentioning) this book for what seems like FOREVER (not in a bad way).
I’ve put it down and picked it up numerous times over the course of the last year, and it consistently alternates between awesome (in the awe-inspiring way) and heartbreaking (also not necessarily in the WORST way).
It’s a compilation of letters that Zelda wrote to Scott, with some...
Open letter to lady in the kitchen at work
Yes, I carry my lunch to work in a Marc Jacobs tote bag. I bought it to use it.
I don’t ALWAYS bring leftovers, sometimes I bring food I made and froze specifically so that I’d had easy lunches without having to go down to the Giant and buy a frozen meal. Sometimes I go out to lunch, too.
Yes, it’s a “glass Tupperware.” Yes, it’s heavier than Gladware. Yes,...
Happy babyanimalsday to all of you, and here is... →
(via samuelhansen)
This is probably the most amazing thing you’re going to watch all day.
SnOMGasm II: The Beginning of the End →
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Got plowed out from the second blizzard sometime between 11 and 3:45 this morning. You can see the road!
SnOMGasm II: Revenge of Jack Frost →
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SnOMGasm II: The Tree Persists →
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SnOMGasm 2: The Re-Blizzarding →
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SnOMGasm 2: I Still Have Electric Boogaloo →
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Just waiting for the next round now that we’re all plowed and ready to leave our homes.
Addendum
As I am horribly single, the email that sparked my lace lust was a gift guide.
The first email you read can shape your day
And it looks like today will not be complete until I spend an insane amount of money on some bonkers underwear. Just because.
Chris Moore, this one’s for you.
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“We’re a rock band, and it’s a great gig … the only thing we are expected to do...”
– Open Letter From OK Go - OK Go
TO DO: Figure out how to get there, or, at least, to some semblance of “that place”.
(via drcairns)
So many of us in this spot right now.
SnOMGasm 8 - The Plowing →
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Miraculous only in that it happened. Doesn’t mean I’m getting anywhere any time soon in the car, but still.
extraface asked: How much bread and milk do you have?
SnOMGasm 7 →
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So what if I’m snowed in and drinking gin in my sweatpants, I got new
shoes Thursday night and I am going to wear them, dammit!
SnOMGasm6 →
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Just waiting for this tree to fall.
Got a question?
I’m obviously not going anywhere today. Take advantage of the Ask Me Anything link*.
*As long as I have power I will answer you.
SnOMGasm 5.2 →
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SnOMGasm 5.3 →
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SnOMGasm 5.1 →
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SnOMGasm3 →
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Making some progress.
SnOMGasm 4 →
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This is getting boring. Where’s my gin?
SnOMGasm 2 →
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Different angle, same underwhelming snowfall.
SnOMGAsm 1 →
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Not looking too earth shattering from here.
