April 2010
For Sam and Doug. And all the rest of you glorious...
The first of two tracks for Doug and Sam to...
I had a dream
The beautiful, soft, buttery leather tote I’ve been lusting after at J. Crew was on sale for $30. I was going to buy it, but then my boss made me fill out a survey. Then our project manager came around and supplied everyone with the answers we were supposed to use.
“If the times aren’t ripe, you have to ripen the times.”
– Dorothy Height (via sassyfontaine)
Harris Teeter, you are full of surprises →
Craxworth posted a photo:
Names I have given the propaganda themed tiles in...
Reds in a Car
Shushing Nana
Bucket O’Blood
Disintegrating Moleskine
DJ Red Man
The Flying V
Knee Canada
Hitler Youth
Batman
Wii
Things a 3-year-old can do*
* that would (probably) make you look creepy
Stand in a doorway murmuring - to no one in particular - “Hello, ladies”
Wear a shirt that says “Freaky Deaky”
Run at full speed (with arms spread open) towards a cat yelling “CAT!” at full volume
Get inordinately excited about marshmallows
“I love vodka.”
– Surprisingly not me, Erin, Rachel or Laura, but our waitress at Friday’s in Gettysburg.
Smart Women Are Bigger Drinkers →
otherhiphop:
austra:
“There are two explanations the researchers offered for this phenomenon. One is that brainy women often delay motherhood, giving them more time to develop a social life based on alcohol consumption; the other is that higher-achieving females are more likely to work in male-dominated fields, which have cultures that are heavy on drinking.
Or, of course, there is the simple...
Adventures in Twitter
Me: 15 minutes into the workday and I'm less awkward than the last couple days. Let's hope this lasts.
Mike: DONT COUNT ON IT
~fin~
Friends, I make you this vow
If at any point I serve you fruit on skewers, I will never - NEVER - call it fruit kebabs.
There’s all sorts of other dumber things I may call it, but I will never call it fruit kebabs.
Word is bond.
The Nouveau Riche Were Once Nouveau Pauvre
I feel like if the New Money crowd wasn’t going around making themselves ghetto lattes, more of us could AFFORD delicious espresso drinks (and by extension [and far in the future] cars, and homes of our own) in the first place. They might not even gain themselves the reputation that they have as a group.
nouveaupauvreproject:
jonathannouveaupauvre:
Most Nouveau Riche started out as...
Bed Calzones →
Fuckyeahgreatnews
mattbraunger:
My Comedy Central Presents half-hour special debuts this Friday at 11:00. They recently put this clip from it up on their website.
Ladies and gentlemen, “Bed Calzones.”
BTW, I’ll be plugging this all week, so bear with me. I love you.
