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Jan
18th

Wed

I just took a bath with a bubble bar that I received for Christmas from one of my BFFs. I caught myself smelling my arm after I got dressed for bed. It reminded me of this scene.

I stopped smelling my arm.

Then I smelled it one more time because this smells amazing.

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Jan
14th

Sat

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I watched (500) Days of Summer tonight, purely because it was on. Liked it when I saw it in the theatre, but never felt the need to revisit it outside of buying the soundtrack. And maybe doing a couple of image searches for JoGoLev in suits. Because that is hot. Totally against type for me, but I can appreciate him. Anyway, I forgot how much I really like this Temper Trap song.

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There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.

— Jane Austen (Northanger Abbey)

(Source: katelizabeth, via 30andbroke)

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Jan
13th

Fri

doug:

via popquizkid

Hey internet, this was a gift given to our pal and great Portland-area photographer Tyler Riewer.

And it looks great.

Reblogged because that’s my favorite bourbon.

(Source: jnadiger)

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Jan
12th

Thu

areasofmyexpertise:

IF YOU WISH TO VERIFY MY EXISTENCE and test my mustache, you may see me in person in some American cities, such as:

SAN FRANCISCO

ALEXANDRIA

MORRIS, MN

TUCSON

STATE COLLEGE

MINNEAPOLIS

MADISON

and

MILWAUKEE

ALL DETAILS ARE HERE.

That is all.

I WILL BE THERE. Will you?

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Jan
11th

Wed

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daveshumka:

“Everybody Put Your Anus in the Middle”

This is a song I wrote over the holidays.

Just give this man the Songwriter of the Year Juno already.

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Jan
5th

Thu

PEYTON I LOVE YOU PEYTON

(Source: for-the-likes-of-you, via pearls-curlsandasoutherngirl)

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Dec
31st

Sat

2011, I’m Closing The Book

Highlights and lowlights:

An earthquake and a hurricane in one week
Started infusing vodkas to GREAT success
The blizzard that wasn’t, back in January, which snarled traffic so badly that one of my pals who works in my neighborhood bailed on his commute home and crashed at my place after a night of barhopping
January Wilmington trip: all the usual awesomeness, plus day drinking and Elf hunting with Bethany (also cupcakes and hummus to go)
Went to my first derby bout and it was AWESOME
Caps games at Looney’s
FINALLY saw Judah Friedlander live. He totally hugged me. Twice. AND signed a hat for me. NBD.
One of the most amazing weddings ever
The advent of my nail obsession
10 lovely days in North Carolina, which deserves its own set of bullet points, but I don’t know how to do second level bullets, so: taking Isaiah to his first movie, Fourth of July fireworks at Carolina Beach, Fourth of July fireworks in Wilmington, the Jeep/Sonic/Rain incident, beach time, frozen drinks galore, BBQ
Travel: NC twice, Tacoma, Minneapolis, Arrowhead/Ontario/Rancho
Cookout and ghost hunting in Gettysburg for Erin’s birthday
Speaking of Erin, the announcement that Baby ERod will be making three in that family!
Speaking of major life events, Chris and Rachel (finally) got engaged!
Speaking of pulling triggers, I learned how to shoot guns! With some really old new friends!
Left a less than ideal job for a better job
Got laid off from the better job after two months
Made the decision to uberlist my way through 2012. As far as I can get with the possibility of being unemployed, at least.

Bring it on, 2012. Top this list. I’m ready to make this happen. Give me the means to have an amazing year peppered with “meh” moments, instead of the other way around. Help me construct a list of things that happens that’s so long I can’t possibly place them into a digestible list of bullet points.

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jasonbaldwin:

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Dec
30th

Fri

The Danger in Using Office Supplies to Keep Dresses Secure

My double sided tape has been lost to the wind. It’s somewhere between here and Los Angeles.

My bet is that it’s somewhere in North Carolina.

EDIT: The last time I remember using it was in Arrowhead. Instead of me getting souvenirs from MaxFunCon, MaxFunCon probably got a souvenir from me.

EDITED EDIT: I found my tape, on a shelf in my linen closet, almost perfectly at eye level, on a shelf that I’d looked at at least six times before.

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