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I thought I’d done the impossible

In the DVD section of Target this afternoon, I overheard a man say “How much is The Aristocrats?”

I thought to myself, did this really just happen? Am I about to meet my soulmate in an everyday location? I always thought meeting people at the market/library/bookstore/large major retailer was a heap of bullshit, but this man obviously has great taste in DVDs and is as delusional as I am to think that Target would be selling The Aristocrats.

I walked over to investigate the area from whence the voice came, and who did I see?

A father with a toddler girl in the kids’ DVDs section, holding a copy of The Aristocats.

Aaaaaaaand scene.