Haughty Blog Title

doug:

samuelhansen:

craxy:

jasonpermenter:

[creator of the photo shown]

So jealous of this. Scattered, covered, smothered and chunked with jalapeños and a pecan waffle for dessert, please.

I have to disagree, the correct answer is: scattered, peppered, chunked, covered, and topped. Since I am in North Carolina I may just go get that over the next couple of days.

Oh fuck, aphasia just kicked in. I don’t know what most of those terms mean.

Douglas, you need to take yourself on a trip to the American South.

Sam, I *knew* I had the peppered term wrong, I couldn’t for the life of me remember what it was. I stand my my decision to not get them topped though. Clearly I need to go to Waffle House soon.