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More conversation with Kitchen Lady

Hmm? Oh, thank you. Kenneth Cole. Goodness no, I got them at Filene’s Basement.
Oh it’s from Kohl’s. I saw it on a mannequin and loved it but couldn’t find it on the floor, so I took it off the mannequin and thankfully it fit.
Yeah, I’m not sure when we’re moving. I’d rather not move. I like this building a lot, it’s the nicest building I’ve ever worked in. Yes, I love being so close to the Metro. Also to Tiffany. And Jimmy Choo and Clyde’s. 
Oh, well um, usually the Outer Banks. I’m super lucky, I have friends all over the place, so I usually go to where they are.
Oh. Well. Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Pittsburgh, New York, Edmonton, St. Croix, Cleveland, Montana, Detroit, Tampa, Seattle, Atlanta, Vancouver. You know, all over. 
No, the US Virgin Islands. Not St. Croix, WI.

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. I can’t not go in the kitchen, that’s where the coffee is. And there’s no way to see who’s in the kitchen without going in there.

How do I avoid these conversations (read: interviews)?