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Things that made my list today

• Paypal
• Thinkpads (in general)
• Saks Fifth Avenue
• Neiman Marcus
• My affinity for bad 80’s music
• The specific Thinkpad that our client requires me to use, which is a POS
• The woman in the locker room who sounded like she was trying to get a little something extra out of her workout
• The guy on the recumbent bike who didn’t exhale so much as attempt to expel all of the phlegm from his body on every third breath
• My car, for making that weird noise (subsequently I realized it was low on oil, which it should not be in the least, but regardless it’s an easy fix)

Neiman Marcus is off the list as of 4:29, when they sent me an email regarding the issue that caused them to be on the list in the first place. They were subsequently replaced with 

• My dinner, for not being nearly as satisfying as I wanted it to be

I feel that the only way to end this day is in seclusion.