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It pains me to say this

Literally. I’m in pain here. I just found out the hard way that I’m allergic to peanuts. I’m also allergic to pseudoephedrine, so I just downed two “special” Benadryl (the kind you don’t have to show an ID and sign your name to buy), two fingers of gin (to “relax my throat”), and three sprays of Chloraseptic (because my relaxed throat feels like it’s been sanded down some). Anyway, the combo of Benadryl, therapeutic (not to be confused with medicinal) alcohol, and medicinal (not to be confused with therapeutic) alcohol (plus whatever else is in the spray) seem to be staging a revolt in my stomach.