Sep
21st
Sun
21st
Dear Sean,
I realize I may have come off as a bit drunkenly over-aggressive on Friday night. However, please know that a) I’ve been calling you “Bang Your Cock” in conversation with other people because of your habit of doing just that. On my hip. Before ever asking my name, or telling me yours. So I’m not that worried about what your personal definition of aggressive is. And b) a popped collar is NEVER okay. Further, as long as you continue to appear in front of me with a popped collar, I will continue to un-pop it. I promise, you look 100% better when you don’t have the douchey yet Dracula-esque effect of a black collar surrounding your head.
See you soon,
Jenny
