Apr
11th
Sun
11th
Things a 3-year-old can do*
* that would (probably) make you look creepy
- Stand in a doorway murmuring - to no one in particular - “Hello, ladies”
- Wear a shirt that says “Freaky Deaky”
- Run at full speed (with arms spread open) towards a cat yelling “CAT!” at full volume
- Get inordinately excited about marshmallows
