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Who said October was a trainwreck?

OH, right, it was me.

In what will hopefully be the last ridiculous thing to happen this month, I locked my keys in my trunk while loading it at my apartment today. I sat waiting for AAA to come and reflected on the events of the last 31 days. Then went home after it took the guy all of five minutes to break into my car without breaking the car itself, had two glasses of wine, and started shopping for a new key fob. Thanks for the quality of the old one, Gwen Stefani. Apparently Harajuku Lovers don’t deserve nice things like keys that stay on the lanyard.

(Yes I’m 30 and my keys are all on separate rings on a Harajuku Lovers lanyard. Shut it right up, if you knew me you would never believe that I’m 30.)