Work spouses

I’m not the only one who has a work spouse, am I? Not someone to bang at work (cause we all know the sex stops when the marriage starts, AMIRITE FOLKS?? I might be, you guys know better than me), but a person at work of the gender I prefer that I walk to Whole Foods with and sometimes brings me coffee or a bagel or says things like “Look what you do to me?”

Maybe I overexplained.