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Banner week so far

Jesse called me “a poster you can believe in.”

THEN the contacts lady at Kaiser called, and my trial pair arrived so I go there next Wednesday to learn how to wear them and not give myself some kind of horrible infection or scratch my retinas.

THEN Jen Lancaster answered my borderline hysterical email. IT WAS A REAL EMAIL. Not just her autorespond! 

Now I’m waiting for my migraine to go away so I can go see a man about a penguin, a lady about some pants, a different lady about a handbag, and a person of questionable gender about some lip stain.