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Reasons I’d be a great trophy wife

Today, I did the following things because I’d taken an extra day off from work (TW status justification points in parenthesis):

• Got my contacts (boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!)
• Learned how to insert and remove said contacts without scratching my cornea (which Dr. Berger was very insistent I must not do) (healthy!)
• Went to the market (photo of my cart forthcoming) (healthy and nurturing!)
• Went to Container Store for some storage solutions (organized!)
• Did 3 loads of laundry (clean!)
• Made up the bed (tidy!)
• Flipped through Nylon (sharp dresser!) (okay, not really)
• Tackled a chapter of Kate Spade Manners (considerate!)
• Tackled a few pages of More Information Than You Require (funny, smart, AND literate!)
• Got in a video-game-based workout.

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